“Your Lord is either balde, mangie, or earelesse.”
Abecedary
“Three letters in her hand, and three thousand dimples in her cheeks and chin!”
dimple, n. 1. a. A small hollow or dent, permanent or evanescent, formed in the surface of some plump part of the human body, esp. in the cheeks in the act of smiling, and regarded as a pleasing feature.
“She floats down from a cloud..and hovers callipygously an inch or so off the floor.”
callipygously, adv. Designating a person who has well-shaped or finely developed buttocks; of or relating to such a person; = callipygian adj.
“Old men wilbe ashamed, to be ouercome in counsayle... by one that is Barbatulous”
† barbatulous, adj. Obsolete. Having but a small beard.
“As if a man should dissect his own body, and read the anatomy lecture.”
anatomy, n. I. The process, subjects, and products of dissection of the body. 1. a. The artificial separation of the different parts of a human body or animal (or more generally of any organized body), in order to discover their position, structure, and economy; dissection.
riverrun
In addition to the definition of zero hour as used in the Joyce quote, zero hour is also “the time at which a military operation is scheduled to begin.” That time is depicted repeatedly in this comic. The scene also contains the classroom from the first Abecedary comic, proving that the illustrator has heard of books.
Thank you to everyone who has liked and shared these comics as I have worked on this project for six (six!!) years. The Abecedary is be finished for the foreseeable future. However, market research says I should pivot to video. Se please enjoy the following timelapse video of me drawing the final Abecedary comic:
“Methought..I heard at zero hour as ‘twere the peal of vixen’s laughter among midnight’s chimes.”
zero hour, n. 3. The hour from which a new cycle of time is measured; spec. midnight, as the beginning of the day.
Fire no guns, shed no tears
This comic is an an attempt to study the style, if not content, of cartoonist Eli Valley. I’d take the company of pyromaniacal pirates over the real-life ghouls Eli sends up with unparalleled skill in his work.
“This yo hope of heaving up the Anchor, was a needless trouble, when they design’d to burn the Ship”
yo-hope, n. (and int.) Nautical. Now hist. and rare. A task regulated by a chant or song of the type used by sailors when hauling ropes or performing other strenuous, rhythmically repetitive tasks; the chant so used. Also as int. Cf. yo-ho int. and n., yo-heave-ho int. and n.
The Spot
I conceived of this comic as a memento mori, but in circular time. It ended up including a vignette into Hell. It also includes terrible disasters happening in the distance, which, looking back on my work the last few years including the Abecedary, is a recurring theme I hadn’t really been aware of before.
“Keep clear of Broomsticks, Old Nick, and three XXX’s.”
x n. II. Symbolic uses. 4. In designations of brands of ale, stout, or porter, XX or double X denotes a medium quality, XXX or treble X the strongest quality. Also in the marking of qualities of tin-plate.
Who's Dewey?!!!!!
I don’t have much to say about this one except that drawing out two different perspective grids on one sheet of paper was a real pain. I chose this word because I was hunting though the dictionary for quotes by authors I like. I wasn’t able to do that when I started this project, as I was using a physical dictionary. But after switching to the public library’s online OED access I was able to harness the power of Advanced Search, at zero cost. They got Consumer Reports on there too.
“In human affairs, individual world lines form a thick tangle, curling out of the darkness of prehistory and stretching through time.”
world line n. [after German Weltlinie (H. Minkowski 1909, in Physikalische Zeitschr.)] Physics
a line in space-time comprising the successive points occupied by a particle, celestial object, etc., throughout its history; also in extended use.
Perkin’s Metallic Tractors
The interesting word in this definition isn’t vampirism, but instead ‘tractors’. Perkin’s metallic tractors were originally the name of a device consisting of a pair of pointed rods of different metals, such as brass and steel, which were believed to relieve rheumatic or other pain by being drawn or rubbed over the skin. This is where the term tractor came into the English language. Tractor became of more general term for something which is pulled, before eventually being used to describe a new type of engine. This is where the modern usage of the term for farm equipment comes from. Anyways, this comic is about industrialization.
“The supposed existence..of witchcraft, vampyrism, animal magnetism and American tractors.”
vampirism, n. The collective facts or ideas associated with the supposed existence and habits of vampires.
Maintenance of Empire
How many homicides are necessary on the periphery to ensure the free flow of wine to the center?
“That I after the slaughter of so many enemies..might embrace..not an homicide but an Utricide.”
† utricide, n. Obsolete. One who stabs an inflated vessel of skin.
Imaginary Populations
I imagine unicorns are actually huge jerks who don’t respect other mythical creatures, especially other horned animals. The unicorns’ prejudice has driven them to create an extensive police state to target, surveil, and harass non-unicorns. They even go so far as to deny the existence of tri-corns and call them imaginary to rationalize their status as disposable non-people. Names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this comic are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
“These creatures were distinguished..by a lump on their heads,..supported by three small protuberances; from whence they were called Tri-corns.”
tricorn - B. n. 1. An (imaginary) creature with three horns.
Fabrication of Pseudo-Needs
This Abecedary was originally published on May Day, 2016 and was the final Abecedary shared when I first started this comic. It is also the last Abecedary I drew completely digitally. When I picked the project back up in earnest last year, I switched back to pen and paper.
‘Recuperation’ is a concept written about by the Situationists, where radical political ideas are diluted and rendered un-threatening to the powers that be, by being stripped of their revolutionary potential and commodified. For example, using the imagery of mass social protest to sell Pepsi, or appropriating the ideas of French anarchists to advance a personal brand. Teespring opening soon.
“For the situationists, the bureaucratic system of industrial society has considerably increased the sum total of the exploitation and repression of man… The tremendous development of science and technology has led to the individual being completely taken over by the system; the individual is no more than a commodity‥. manipulated by the specialists in cultural repression: artists, psychiatrists,.. sociologists and ‘experts’ of all kinds. To fight against a ‘spectacular’ society, in which everything is treated as a commodity and in which creative energy spends itself in the fabrication of pseudo-needs, one must attack on all fronts simultaneously.”
situationist - B. n. 1. Philosophy and Social Sciences. A person who believes in or advocates situationism; a proponent or adherent of situation ethics. 2. Usually with capital initial. A member of the Situationist International; an adherent of the Situationist movement.
Gotta Read My Shakespeare
Can’t make a comic about the English language and not include some William Shakespeare. Gotta have it.
“Tybalt, you rat-catcher, will you walke?”
rat-catcher, 1. a. One whose business it is to catch rats. Also transf. and fig.
Quintessence
‘Quintessence’ is French for The Fifth Element (1997), directed by Luc Besson and starring Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman and Milla Jovovich.
“It is a kind of Alchymical Quintessensing a heauen out of earth.”
quintessence, v. Now rare. 1. transitive. To extract the quintessence of or from (something). Usually in figurative context. †2. transitive. To take (out) of or from (something) as a quintessence. Obsolete.
Property, Bro
I drew this comic right after I started using a tablet to illustrate digitally, and was still learning how to use it. I considered re-doing this comic, but have decided to leave my crude copying of other’s intellectual property in place.
“Whan that a riche, worthi king,… Wol axe and cleyme proprete In thing to which he hath no riht.”
property, n. 1. The condition of being owned by or belonging to some person or persons; hence the fact of owning a thing; the holding of something as one’s own; the right (esp. the exclusive right) to the possession, use or disposal of anything (usually a tangible material thing); ownership, proprietorship.
Global Wwoofing
The quote for this word’s comic refers to a story about St. Francis of Assisi. A wolf was terrorizing the citizens of the city of Gubbio, first destroying their livestock, and eventually preying directly upon the people. St. Francis entered the woods and brought the wolf to heel, then entered into a pact whereby it would no longer destroy or threaten the local people’s way of life.
Climate change is the most prominent threat to our current civilization. There is a clear need for humanity to cease causing irreparable damage to the planet through large-scale industrial extraction of the earth’s resources. This extraction is driven by the capitalist class preying on the homes and livelihoods of indigenous and disadvantaged peoples. When the Earth’s ecological inheritance is threatened, when a small group of humans jeopardize the habitability of the world, the question must be asked: Who are the real wolves?
“An ovicidal wolf, being rebuked by this ecclesiastical Orpheus for his carnivorous deeds, placed his paw in the hand of his monitor in pledge of his future good behavior.”
ovicide 1. Chiefly humorous. Now rare. The killing of a sheep; sheep-slaughter. So ovicidal , adj. 1, sheep-killing.
Class One Probe
In 2004 the European Space Agency launched the Rosetta orbiter, and accompanying Philae lander, on a study of comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko. After a ten year journey, in November of 2014, Philae detached from the Rosetta. Philae attempted a soft landing on the nucleus of comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko. The craft bounced off the comet, and the landing gear malfunctioned. The lander ended up in the shade, unable to receive power from its solar panels. However, Philae was able to record and transmit data for about a day before entering safe mode. This comic is based on photos taken of the comet by the lander.
In June of 2015, as comet 67P continued to approach the sun, Philae began to intermittently receive and transmit signals for about a month. The lander’s location was photographed by Rosetta as it orbited closer to Churyumov-Gerasimenko in September of 2016. The orbiter ended its mission that month when it crashed into the comet nucleus.
“The brighter part of the comet is called the head, or coma, and sometimes the head contains a brighter portion still, called the nucleus.”
nucleus, n. I. 1. Astronomy. a. The more condensed portion of the head of a comet.
Etymological Colonialism
The idea behind this comic came from more than just the excerpt in the Oxford English Dictionary. The full Chambers quotation goes on to say about Isaiah 16:17, “that it is not certain that the Hebrew word used by the prophet signifies a mouse, it is evident that it is not the divination by that animal, be it what it will, that is spoken of, but the eating it.” Earlier, Isaiah 16:15 states God “will come with fire, and with his chariots like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire.” The idea of mice as a divination tool and a meal made me think of how cats will toy with their prey. Expanding the cast of animals led to the visual pun for the heavenly storm. The scene is depicted as a partially preserved fresco. Since the Abecedary is about unearthing forgotten words and carrying them off from their original contexts to re-purpose and put on display for my own ends, the ruin is displayed as if in a museum, with the encyclopedia quote serving as the informational plaque.
“Some authors hold Myomancy one of the most ancient kinds of divination; and think it is on this account that Isaiah, lxvi. 17. reckons Mice among the abominable things of the Idolaters.”
† myomancy, n. Obsolete. rare. Divination by interpreting the behavior of mice.
Legerdemain
Navient, Great Lakes, The Daemon MOHELA, and other monsters bound in service to Sallie Mae can cast the spell Invisible Hand Legerdemain. The target of the spell is given an opportunity for jugglery and conjuring tricks. Following this, they are haunted by a Contractual elemental. The elemental will deduct d500 from the target’s monthly earnings, with an additional d100 at higher levels. The more conjuring tricks and jugglery tosses the target learns, the higher the elemental’s starting level.
The spell is dispersed when an amount, determined at the time of casting, is paid off. Targets may take a limited number of Deferral actions to counter the elemental, as well as the Forbearance bonus action. However, the Contractual elemental can itself cast the spell Interest which adds d5 to 2d8 percent of the dispersal amount to itself every round. There is no limit to the number of times Interest can be cast.
“The professors of legerdemain at our village fairs, pull out ribbon after ribbon from their mouth.”